IM BORED.

im a mentalli challenged typical blue human tink that is irritating ewery1 right now and they are ignoring mie so im sad so thats y im blue. but i dont realli like blue..despite wearing it 2 sch everyday...so maybe i should take 2 paintbrushes and paint myself red and black-emo- . :P .but then i'll be stripey like a zebra...but i dont have a tail...so i'll everyday sew my belt to te back of te pinafore so it like te stc tail. but eweryday i come into the zoo late, and the lion comes after miie... 2dae for once i came to the zoo earli..and the lion made mie stay in her small squeezy den..but it was okay because mie another zebra fwen pei wo and it had aircon :P and during the lesson time before the zoo opened i got my phone back from mie twin zebra earli...so...im happi... chinese tt time and science i could sms pple! but its kinda hard...because zebras eyes are at the side of the face, not at the front...so i couldnt realli see the screen, and the hooves made it realli realli difficult 2 press the buttons...and...my seat got pulled away from my butt by another zebra fwen... and that realli sucked cuz i fell on my ass...and im a zebra. not a ass. ...so...yea..when go to the zoo i dont wanna be mixed up for an ass.. well...its going to be closing time soon for all the animals 2 go to zzz...so.. all the trainers are locking up all the doors.. and..im gonna die because dey 4got take mie out of the lions den..and at nite the lion gets hungry so im thinking what m i gonna do now..maybe i should scream.
but then zebras canot scream...
hmmn...wat sound do zebras make..
im a zebra and i dont even know...
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oh well..
maybe i should just die in the den...then...
zzz
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diis is wat i typed on a friendster bulletin...
{{I AM A MENTALLY CHALLENGED RETARDEDEGG SHELL SUCKER. I LIKE TO SWEAR ATEVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS GOOD AND BADAND I CAN REVIVE FROM THE DEAD BECAUSEI'VE JUMPED DOWNSTAIRS BEFORE AND ANDIM STILL ALIVE AND SO ITS AMIRACLE...THANK GOD...AND NO MATTERWHAT I DO ALL I TINK ABOUT IS YOU..AND I M GONNA IRRITATE THE HELL OUTTAYA UNTIL YOU COME TO MY DOOR WITH AGUN AND BANG MIE .. THEN THERE ANDTHEN IM GONNA REVIVE AND COME BACK TOREVENGE YOU AND I'LL SNATCH THE GUNBACK TO KILL YOU SO YOU ARE DEAD ANDIM DEAD SO I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL THENWE'LL RISE TO HEAVEN TOGETHERSOMEHOW...GROW WINGS OR SOME THING...THEN WHEN WE ARE IN HEAVEN WE'LLIRRITATE EVERY1 THERE SO WE'LL BEKICKED BACK INTO HELL..BUT WE ARE TOOANNOYING FOR THE DEMONS TO TAHAN SO WEARE RE IN CARNATED BACK TO EARTH BUTTHE PROBLEM IS WE WERE REINCARNATED ASANTS AND GOT STEPPED ON BY EVERY1 SOWE ARE DEAD AGAIN... AND NOW WERE INSOME LAME PLACE WHERE EVERY1 ISFLOATING... AND... THERES PPLESLAPPING EACH OTHER AND PPLE HANGINGFROM TREES AND GETTING KICKED ANDKILLED... AND... THERES ALOT OF BLACKFIGURES FLOATING... WE CAN GO POKE THEBLACK FIGURE ... IT SAYS OW... WE RUNAND SCREAM... AHHHHHHH... IT COMECATCH...WE PLAY CATCHING... IT SAYSWALIAO...U ARE ANNOYING.. WE ARETHANKYOU..WE KNOW..TANKYOUTANKYOU...TE TINK SAYS LOL... WE GO JUMP DOWNAGAIN AND ARE REINCARNATED BACK 2EARTH... AS WHERE WE WERE AGAIN BEFOREU SHOOT MIE SO I WILL COME HANTAM YOU1ST B4 U SHOOT LOL... YOU RUN ANDSCREAM AND TRIP ON BANANA PEEL ...THEN SCREAM DOMOUKUN HELP MIE! DENFALL BACK DOWNSTAIR..AND..WE DIEDAGAIN.}}